Sarcasm is the fuel champions drink for breakfast

Sarcasm is the fuel champions drink for breakfast

Caution: TOXIC TO MORNINGS

Become Toxic To Lazy Mornings, By Drinking Coffee That Makes You Laugh

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Rock Creek Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

Name: Broken Top Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)
Brand: Printify
SKU: 15057022759419199004
Price: 19.15 USD
Availability: InStock

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Good For Your Mental And Physical Health

The only coffee that understands your sarcastic soul Rich, flavorful coffee—because sarcasm tastes better with premium beans.

Tasting Notes: Toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus notes, creating a balanced and flavorful cup

Sourced from the sunny slopes of Central America

Grind

Whole Bean

Ground

Size

12oz

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Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines

The only coffee that understands your sarcastic soul

We’re Not Just a Coffee Company

We’re emotional support with caffeine.

These could be your symptoms

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

The #1 Reason You Wake Up Grumpy On Mondays

The science behind how a bit of sarcasm a day keeps the moodies away

The science behind how a bit of sarcasm a day

keeps the moodies away

It Improves your immune system

Positive thoughts can actually release neuropeptides that help fight stress and potentially more-serious illnesses. (Mayoclinic.org)

It Relieves pain

Laughter may ease pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers (Mayoclinic.org)

It Increases personal satisfaction

Laughter can also make it easier to cope with difficult situations. It also helps you connect with other people (Mayoclinic.org)

It Improves your immune system

Positive thoughts can actually release neuropeptides that help fight stress and potentially more-serious illnesses. (Mayoclinic.org)

It Relieves pain

Laughter may ease pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers (Mayoclinic.org)

It Increases personal satisfaction

Laughter can also make it easier to cope with difficult situations. It also helps you connect with other people (Mayoclinic.org)

Why Our Coffee?
Because life's too short for boring coffee

Every sip delivers the perfect mix of caffeine and wit, making your mornings effortless, humorous, and delightfully memorable.

Crafted With Premium Beans

Instant Mood Booster

Repeatable Enjoyment

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence - Oscar Wilde

3 More Reasons You Need Sarcastic Coffee

It's Healthy And Only Contains 1 Calorie

Gives You A Dopamine Boost

Because Humor Is a Morning Survival Skill

Long Story Short, A Little Laughter In The Morning Can Make Life More Enjoyable

Premium Coffee

Origin And Sourcing

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1. South American Beans:

Sourced from the sunny slopes of South America, ensuring high-quality beans with distinctive regional characteristics.

2. Ethical and Sustainable:

Procured through B Corp certified suppliers, emphasizing environmental responsibility and fair trade practices.

4. Small Batch Roasting:

Expertly roasted in the USA in limited quantities to guarantee superior quality, consistency, and freshness.

Specialty Grade Certification:

Meets the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) standards for "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee," reflecting its exceptional quality.

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Caution: TOXIC TO MORNINGS

Caution: TOXIC TO MORNINGS

35% OFF LIMITED TIME OFFER

35% OFF LIMITED TIME OFFER

35% OFF LIMITED TIME OFFER

Rock Creek Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

We’re Not Just a Coffee Company

We’re Not Just a Coffee Company

These could be your symptoms

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

Morning Moodiness

Boring Daily Routine

Generic coffee doesn't "get" you

Repetitive Mornings

The #1 Reason You Wake Up Grumpy On Mondays

The #1 Reason You Wake Up Grumpy On Mondays

It Improves your immune system

It Relieves pain

It Increases personal satisfaction

It Improves your immune system

It Relieves pain

It Increases personal satisfaction

Why Our Coffee?Because life's too short for boring coffee

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence - Oscar Wilde

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence - Oscar Wilde

3 More Reasons You Need Sarcastic Coffee

3 More Reasons You Need Sarcastic Coffee

Long Story Short, A Little Laughter In The Morning Can Make Life More Enjoyable

Origin And Sourcing

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Why Our Coffee?
Because life's too short for boring coffee